BMW certainly knows their target audience.

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 07/21/2015 at 17:20 • Filed to: Cheap E39

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HammerheadFistpunch > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:27

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LGBT golfers?

Sam > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:28

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It probably also has a passthrough for your skis.

The Real Dacia Sandero > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:28

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Somebody makes a sticker for that that’s identical except it’s hookers instead of golf bags...

EL_ULY > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:29

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Audi? (plus 2 cd’s)

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > HammerheadFistpunch 07/21/2015 at 17:31

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Or more likely, the LGBT people you ran over because the pride parade was making you late to your tee time.

Decay buys too many beaters > The Real Dacia Sandero 07/21/2015 at 17:33

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I need this!

Decay buys too many beaters > Sam 07/21/2015 at 17:33

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That it does, but without directions how am I to know where they fit?

whoarder is tellurium > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:35

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Sticker in my G35 is very similar. It is an absolute pain trying to get stuff past the narrow trunk opening.

Decay buys too many beaters > whoarder is tellurium 07/21/2015 at 17:37

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I assume there are text based directions that specifically call out the balloon notes?

TheHondaBro > EL_ULY 07/21/2015 at 17:38

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My first thought haha.

Takuro Spirit > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:44

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And Subaru is into the S&M audience

MonkeePuzzle > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:51

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you should see the one in the back of this car!

Decay buys too many beaters > MonkeePuzzle 07/21/2015 at 17:54

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What did they say when new? All the ones I’ve seen have been dyed red and rendered illegible for some reason.

whoarder is tellurium > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:54

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I think its in the manual. I do know that the steps in order to put the golf bags in are represented by the numbered arrows. The example is something like: Step 1, Arrow #1) Golf Bag A - Insert club heads driver side corner. lol

E92M3 > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 17:54

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Mine still had the previous owners address book in it when I got it. 3 golf courses were saved in there. THREE !

Decay buys too many beaters > E92M3 07/21/2015 at 18:01

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Probably a bit better than racetracks! One of my friends bought a used BRZ and it had every track within 150 miles saved to the favorites on the GPS.

E92M3 > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 18:06

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Haha, yeah that would be a unwelcomed surprise. I found a nice pair of Ray Bans under the seat too.

Decay buys too many beaters > E92M3 07/21/2015 at 18:11

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Best I got was a half filled out punch card for a sushi joint and some Honda sunshades that came with my FR-S

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Real Dacia Sandero 07/21/2015 at 18:50

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This should be put in the trunk of every big car.

The Real Dacia Sandero > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 18:56

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Rico > The Real Dacia Sandero 07/21/2015 at 19:17

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Yoooo that's od lmao

DoYouEvenShift > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 19:25

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Theres another sticker on the sun visor on how to take up as many parking spots.

TheHondaBro > The Real Dacia Sandero 07/21/2015 at 19:28

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That's got probable cause written all over it.

Decay buys too many beaters > DoYouEvenShift 07/21/2015 at 19:29

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There is also a small electric current applied through the seat every time a driver uses the turn signal, it slowly conditions BMW owners to associate the turn signal stalk with pain and discomfort.

MonkeePuzzle > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 20:48

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red you say... that sounds like a suspiciously recent dye job...

E92M3 > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 21:22

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Who takes their sushi card with them?

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Decay buys too many beaters 07/21/2015 at 23:57

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boxster can fit 2 golf bags but they need to have a diagram

Decay buys too many beaters > E92M3 07/22/2015 at 00:30

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What do you mean? I used it for a free meal later that month!

911e46z06 > The Real Dacia Sandero 07/25/2015 at 01:12

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If you make a sticker of this, I will put it in the trunk of my M3.

The Real Dacia Sandero > 911e46z06 07/25/2015 at 22:39

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A guy on Bimmerforums made them. Just search BMW hooker trunk sticker or something like that and you’ll find the thread. There isn’t an active group buy right now, but if you message the guy you could probably get one.

911e46z06 > The Real Dacia Sandero 07/26/2015 at 01:52

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Awesome. I thought you just made it up. I’m no longer super impressed with your creativity.